pumpkaboohoo:

spaos-case-marine:

poppopcrocker:

I CANNOT BELIEV

HOW DUMB IS TEXAS

joshpeck:

i’m honestly one of those people that are just there like yeah i have friends and people talk to me but i’m nobody’s favorite person and nobody looks forward to talking to me everyday or anything and it sucks

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gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

3 for 1 jackpot
yogibreez:

gifak-net:

[video]

damn even animals know white people will shoot anything outside their race
clirkstrider:

arlert-armin:

turn it down senpai

kiss kiss fall and drown

koralenefrost:

thewalkingbioshock:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

These are my goals as a parent

Haha. I am this type of parent

(via onceeverythingnownothing)

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